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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hello EKC!

Bigger font for easier reading!!! :D
I keep on thinking its ECK sorry. :P

Ok on account on Emo Leader not being able to post and the blogs' dying dying dead dieded,ive decided to post anyway!!!

Ok lets see! Oh yeah this is cool! Like half the members in EmoKiddClub have already joined choir for Youth Day! Thanks ya all! You guys are the love!
Sil
Emoleader
Ivan(who quit anyway)
Clare(who hasnt come yet )
and
Mash!

HAHA choir practise yesterday was SUPER FUN!
so all you free people out there in EKC HAVE TO JOIN OK?! You might even consider joining permenantly! ( i cant spell im so so sorry). Okies lets try a joke posting for once.

A veteran advised a nervous preacher to put a small bottle of vodka on the pulpit and to sip it when he got nervous during his sermon so it would help him continue. The next week,the nervous preacher took the advice of the veteran and sipped the vodka whenever he got nervous during his sermon. But it must have been a mess because when he later returned to his office,he found a slip of paper that read:

-SIP the vodka,not GULP NOISILY
-There were 10 commandments in the Bible,not 20
-Jesus had 12 desciples,not 14
-Jesus was CONSECRATED not CONSTIPATED
-The Father,The Son and the Holy Ghost are NOT referred to as DADDY,JUNIOR and THE SPOOK!
-We do not address Jesus as the late J.C
-David SLEW Goliath,he did not KICK THE HELL OUTTA him
-Lastly,Jesus broke the breat at the Last Supper and said,"Take this and eat it,for it is my body,",he did not say," EAT ME "

HAHAHA im not sure if you guys find it funny but oh well. At least i tried yes? :D

OK lets have another one before our dear Kristen(me ) goes off. JKJK

There was a church where the preacher(P) and the worship leader(choir master,C.M) did not get along well. As time went by this began to spill over into the service.
-The 1st week the P preached on commitment and how we all should dedicate ourselves to the service of God,C.M led the song,"I SHALL NOT BE MOVED"
-IN the 2nd week.the P preached on tithing and how we should all gladly give to the work of the Lord,the CM led the song ,"JESUS PAID IT ALL"
-The third week the preacher preached on gossiping and how we should all watch our tongues,The CM led the song,"I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY"
-With all this going on the preacher became very disgusted over the situation and the following Sunday,told the congregation he was considering resigning,the CM led the song, OH WHY NOT TONIGHT?
-As it came to pass,the preacher DID resign, the next week he informed the church that it was Jesus who led him to resign and it was Jesus who was taking him away. The CM led the Song," WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS"

HAHA alright peeps. Keep working hard in life CUZ EACH ONE OF YOU IS UNIQUE!
Ciao
-kris



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